Saturday, February 26, 2005

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS

Good News of the Week:
I don't have gonorrhea or chlamydia! Yeesss! So relieved... Well, actually, it was an obvious conclusion. Really. Seriously.

Bad News of the Week:
I have high cholesterol - 238! (Anything over 200 is bad). Okay, maybe I should have expected it considering how much I eat, but wow! I'm so suprised! I'm bummed. High cholesterol is one of the major risk factors for heart disease. Yikes! But I'm not worried about the heart attack, I'm mad I can't eat fried food for lunch and dinner!

So, do I cut down at lunch or dinner? I love food. I'm so torn... How can I make that decision? And does this mean no Bellagio Buffet too? No!?!

Heaven on Earth:  Bellagio Buffet

Oh, Bellagio... How can I stay away?

Friday, February 25, 2005

YOUR WHOLE LIFE FLASHES...

Highland Ave. and Lexington Ave., Hollywood - There is a searing boom! and I turn around to see a 4-door Honda flying at me and my co-worker. In complete shock and utterly frozen, I take a few steps back but realize the car is still! coming right at me. I am stunned, locked so silently in place watching the car. And then a rear wheel hooks onto the curb of the sidewalk and abruptly stops. Less than 10 feet from me...

Two things I've learned. First, my reaction time is really, really, really slow. Not good. Second, your whole life doesn't really flash before you. You're just thinking: Shit! Shit! Shit!

Thursday, February 10, 2005

WHERE MY BITCHINESS ALL BEGAN...

Dynasty is finally coming to DVD on April 19!!!!

Dynasty